We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that masturbation is our basic form of sex is hard,… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation. — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
shopping for clothes is like masturbation - everyone does it, but it isn't very interesting and therefore should be done alone, in… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
Abused as we abuse it at present, dramatic art is in no sense cathartic; it is merely a form of emotional masturbation.… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who...have already accepted as inevitable… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
“For me the real evil of masturbation would be that it takes an appetite which, in lawful use, leads the individual out… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948--on a five year old girl. — Eve Ensler Copy Share Image
“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.” — Ron Jeremy Copy Share Image
Every time you open the paper now, there seems to be another celebrity getting arrest for masturbation. First, it was Peewee Herman… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
To me, video games aren't something as necessary as food or sleep, but they're just as important as delicious food, drinks, afternoon… — Hidetaka Suehiro Copy Share Image
“Most board meetings amount to little more than intellectual masturbation. They are ideas that cause thrills, chills, and satisfaction, but there is… — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
“The palm of his hand was a dull red. Not a good sign. I jerk off left-handed, he thought, at least that’s… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“...Don't tell me he's bisexual! Don't tell me this is more of the guy in the hallway! Don't tell me he wants… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it's probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in… — Gloria Stuart Copy Share Image
