Dirty Quote by Betty Dodson

I used to jokingly say, "I don't teach art. I'm an art doctor." Students come to me and say, "My art's sick," and we…

— John Baldessari

Teacher asked the class to spell a 12 letter word! Kid Says: Masturbation! Teacher Says: WOW! That's a mouth full!?! Kids says: No! you're…

— Stephanie

“Will you teach me how to paint?” “Just paint.” “I’m not any good.” “Do it for therapy. You can go to art school later.”

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz

I tried painting for a short time and realized that I was not a child prodigy at painting.

— Kim Weston

I had some jokes that were dirty. And some of it is when I started making appearances on Conan and Letterman back in the…

— Jim Gaffigan

I've taught, and the first thing I did when I taught art, was not to teach art.

— Louise Berliawsky Nevelson

Robert von Neumann taught painting, and when I finally got into a painting class of his, he reacted in much the same way.

— Warren MacKenzie

I know if I did that [career as painter] all the time I would get tired of it.

— Lynne Rae Perkins

My mother was always expanding my art skills and getting me to paint different things. You always got to push some. And, I mean,…

— Temple Grandin

I think masturbating is a really important function in art. People don't like to hear that kind of stuff, but it's true.

— Patti Smith

All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy…

— Bruce Forsyth

I always think that art is one of the most wonderful exciting curious ways to learn. I have no worries or apologies about art…

— Peter Greenaway