Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
When you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dirty joke that you never understood as a kid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber's tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Dirty joke! Timmy fell in mud. Clean joke! Timmy played with bubbles in the bath. Dirty part of Clean joke! Bubbles was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked. “On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?” — John Barnes Copy Share Image
Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that… — Thomas Keneally Copy Share Image
There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to… — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“The extraordinary mystique of hers made you think she lived on rose petals and listened to nothing but Mozart, but it wasn't… — Andre Previn Copy Share Image
Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don't swear. Don't profane. Avoid so-called… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
People are in denial all the time, hiding things. If I tell you a racist or dirty joke and you laugh, you're… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
"You two would make a cute couple," she says as she passes by with a full dough tray in her arms. I… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“You know what’s really, powerfully sexy? A sense of humor. A taste for adventure. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By giving women training to sue a company for a 'hostile environment' if someone tells a dirty joke, we are training women… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“That night at the Brooklyn party, I was playing the girl who was in style, the girl a man like Nick wants:… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“There are so many dirty names for her that one rarely learns them all, even in one’s native language. There are dirty… — Andrea Dworkin Copy Share Image
“Its true. We did go in that room together and yes we were going to…you know… but Logan was so drunk. Like… — Ali Harper Copy Share Image
“Tru only matched his grin and walked on. Pen caught up with him, tugging on his arm. “What is it?” “I took… — Ellen Connor Copy Share Image
“Tilly returned with the dipper and timidly approached the Tick-Tock Man's throne. He took it and held it out to Jake. When… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I jerked my head up, my tie with Jack severed. 7 “You’re early,” I told the Magician as Matthew and I climbed… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Maybe it begins the day you pledge allegiance, face the flag and suddenly clutch your left clavicle because you find a tender… — Marilyn Johnson Copy Share Image
“Like other kinds of intelligence, the storyteller's is partly natural, partly trained. It is composed of several qualities, most of which, in… — John Gardner Copy Share Image
“Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
“Griffin: Morning, my beautiful girl. Why did the sperm cross the road? A few seconds later, a second text came in. Griffin:… — Vi Keeland Copy Share Image
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show… — Roman Polanski Copy Share Image
Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've… — Helena Bonham Carter Copy Share Image
“Before I knew anything about church, I'd assumed that most Christians spoke the same language, shared a sense of fellowship, and beyond… — Sara Miles Copy Share Image
“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
