Dirty joke Quote by John Barnes

“Looks like I’ve found myself a handy man,” I smiled. “Oh yeah,” he grinned, “I’m as handy as they come.” “I can see it…

— Micalea Smeltzer

“Laugh like brewing coffee.”

— Emily Henry

“Demitri sent for a tray of hot, fresh coffee with four cups. the waiter who brought it tried to look into the room to…

— Allyson James

“A meat department, for example, might be creatively reinvented to look like a butcher shop. The coffee aisle might be redesigned to give a…

— Herb Sorensen

Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at…

— Ilona Andrews

“Now, if you make fun of my plan I'll give you bad coffee for a week, and then where are you, sir?" cried Mrs.…

— Louisa May Alcott

“He’d polished that old coffee table a few times since he had arrived, but the dust seemed to meander from room to room like…

— Ania Ahlborn

“Coffee's in the cabinet over the sink. I won't take long." "Good. You want a cup?" "No, I'm good. I had some at the…

— Michael Connelly

“Coffee first. Schemes later.”

— Leanna Renee Hieber

“I set the coffee aside and got a cup of water instead. I could never see why people drank that stuff. It tasted like…

— Brandon Sanderson

“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were drinking, when all of the sudden a…

— Jarod Kintz

“Can I please have some coffee?" I asked my secretary, Sue. I knew I was talking to her breasts, but I didn't care: she…

— Brett Kiellerop-Morris