Taylor Tomlinson

I'm so desperate for all the wisdom that only comes with age. But I can't do anything except wait for it.

— Taylor Tomlinson

My dad's really funny.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I watch old clips sometimes and I'm like, I think I'm making people sad.

— Taylor Tomlinson

Life, for better and worse, does not go the way you might have envisioned when you were 16. And I would not…

— Taylor Tomlinson

I just want to talk about darker subjects.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I started doing stand-up in high school and knew I was funny, but I didn't think it was something I could actually…

— Taylor Tomlinson

After a semester, I left Cal Poly to attend a local community college - Palomar in San Marcos. It was the best…

— Taylor Tomlinson

I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap.

— Taylor Tomlinson

Nobody is truly for everyone and now you don't have to be.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I am generally writing about things happening in my own life, in what I hope is a very relatable way.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I started doing stand-up at 16 and I didn't have the life experience to talk about politics or social issues.

— Taylor Tomlinson

I was a really shy, scared kid. I was really, really anxious to go on stage for the first five years that…

— Taylor Tomlinson

When I started doing standup, it was the first time I felt comfortable with myself. I think people I went to school…

— Taylor Tomlinson

Some people will say, 'Oh, you're very wise beyond your years,' and that's just a nice way of saying, 'You hate yourself,…

— Taylor Tomlinson

Something has to be really cool or funny... for me to think about wanting to do it. I think my agents would…

— Taylor Tomlinson

When I got diagnosed, they started listing names. They were like, 'You know who else is bipolar? Selena Gomez.' And I was…

— Taylor Tomlinson

There's still, you still have to be careful nowadays, with cancel culture and whatnot, but it's nothing compared to what church cancel…

— Taylor Tomlinson

Nothing replaces live shows.

— Taylor Tomlinson

Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to…

— Taylor Tomlinson

People are tackling harder subjects now on stage. In part because, with the Internet, everything's been done. So if you're just doing…

— Taylor Tomlinson

I missed that bubble of invincibility that a lot of young people have, particularly in college. When people look back and they…

— Taylor Tomlinson

I know dead mom jokes make people uncomfortable.

— Taylor Tomlinson

The way I started doing comedy is not a very cool, rock and roll story.

— Taylor Tomlinson

My mom never saw me funny, which is really sad. She was everything I wanted to be. She was gorgeous, magnetic, creative,…

— Taylor Tomlinson