The best comedy advice in the beginning of my career was get onstage every night, as many times as possible. It's the… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I wish I were better at observational or political or social commentary, and I'm just not. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Life, for better and worse, does not go the way you might have envisioned when you were 16. And I would not… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Being in your 20s is like having a virus. You can't do anything. You just have to wait until you're better. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I think that if you are a very conservative Christian parent, and your kid deviates from what is so important to you,… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
If I did act in something, my first thought would be, 'OK, great, people will watch this and come see me on… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I think once I found stand-up, it was like, 'Oh... this is so much better than acting! I get to perform but… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I like how much better being on the road makes you at comedy. I like how strong you get on it. What… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
It sucks that I had to get engaged and then go through an excruciating breakup and let go of this future I… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
When I got diagnosed, they started listing names. They were like, 'You know who else is bipolar? Selena Gomez.' And I was… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I'm so desperate for all the wisdom that only comes with age. But I can't do anything except wait for it. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I watch old clips sometimes and I'm like, I think I'm making people sad. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Life, for better and worse, does not go the way you might have envisioned when you were 16. And I would not change anything… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up in high school and knew I was funny, but I didn't think it was something I could actually do full-time… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
After a semester, I left Cal Poly to attend a local community college - Palomar in San Marcos. It was the best move. I… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I am generally writing about things happening in my own life, in what I hope is a very relatable way. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up at 16 and I didn't have the life experience to talk about politics or social issues. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
