I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Something has to be really cool or funny... for me to think about wanting to do it. I think my agents would… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I think that's what comedians do: We're funny in the moment. We're just so self-reflective and narcissistic. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I think the Internet has made it so that you have so much control over your own career - which I think… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I had all this shame because when I was a kid, my parents were like, 'You don't get on medication. That's weak.… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I think once I found stand-up, it was like, 'Oh... this is so much better than acting! I get to perform but… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I think that if you are a very conservative Christian parent, and your kid deviates from what is so important to you,… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I'm so desperate for all the wisdom that only comes with age. But I can't do anything except wait for it. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I watch old clips sometimes and I'm like, I think I'm making people sad. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Life, for better and worse, does not go the way you might have envisioned when you were 16. And I would not change anything… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up in high school and knew I was funny, but I didn't think it was something I could actually do full-time… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
After a semester, I left Cal Poly to attend a local community college - Palomar in San Marcos. It was the best move. I… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I am generally writing about things happening in my own life, in what I hope is a very relatable way. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up at 16 and I didn't have the life experience to talk about politics or social issues. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
