I think that's what comedians do: We're funny in the moment. We're just so self-reflective and narcissistic. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
The way I started doing comedy is not a very cool, rock and roll story. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
If I can write a joke about something that happened that was awful, it's like OK that happened and I have this… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
People really want to laugh, and whatever resonates with them is good. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Nobody is a professional comedian for the first five, six years they're doing it. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up at 16 and I didn't have the life experience to talk about politics or social issues. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
You can't practice stand-up alone in your room. You can't find out if a joke works by asking two of your friends. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
When I started doing standup, it was the first time I felt comfortable with myself. I think people I went to school… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
The best comedy advice in the beginning of my career was get onstage every night, as many times as possible. It's the… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I like how much better being on the road makes you at comedy. I like how strong you get on it. What… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
There are certain things that I wrote jokes about that didn't make various specials because I was like, you know what? I… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up in high school and knew I was funny, but I didn't think it was something I could actually… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I didn't go up in a comedy club until I was in my late teens, because I didn't know where to get… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
People are tackling harder subjects now on stage. In part because, with the Internet, everything's been done. So if you're just doing… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I think once I found stand-up, it was like, 'Oh... this is so much better than acting! I get to perform but… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I took a class from a church comedian and I was squeaky-clean for five, six years of my career starting in churches,… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I'm so desperate for all the wisdom that only comes with age. But I can't do anything except wait for it. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I watch old clips sometimes and I'm like, I think I'm making people sad. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Life, for better and worse, does not go the way you might have envisioned when you were 16. And I would not change anything… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up in high school and knew I was funny, but I didn't think it was something I could actually do full-time… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
After a semester, I left Cal Poly to attend a local community college - Palomar in San Marcos. It was the best move. I… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I am generally writing about things happening in my own life, in what I hope is a very relatable way. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up at 16 and I didn't have the life experience to talk about politics or social issues. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
