I can Quote by Taylor Tomlinson

The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No one thinks…

— Anthony Jeselnik

To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good storyteller and…

— Don Rickles

There's no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or a failure…

— Patrick Stump

I believe you can joke about anything.

— George Carlin

Theres no amount of money that makes you feel better when people think of you as a joke or a hack or a failure…

— Patrick Stump

“People have to do awful things for money.”

— Gillian Flynn

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and…

— Don Rickles

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is…

— John Oliver

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

— Glenn Howerton

I loved the idea that I could write a joke and someone else would have to take the risk of performing it.

— Judd Apatow

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the…

— John Mulaney

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just…

— Steven Wright