If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators… — Ron Shock Anything Copy Share Image
I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along. — Ron Shock Along Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're… — Ron Shock Call Copy Share Image
There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do. — Ron Shock Background Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories. — Ron Shock Any Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that. — Ron Shock Always Copy Share Image
It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any… — Ron Shock Any Copy Share Image
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's… — Ron Shock Anything Copy Share Image
Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I… — Ron Shock Could Copy Share Image
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they… — Ron Shock Because Copy Share Image
Each piece I tell stands on its own, and then it all ties together. It segues from story to story, and then… — Ron Shock Each Copy Share Image
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F… — Ron Shock Funny Copy Share Image
I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time. — Ron Shock Eight Copy Share Image
I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that. — Ron Shock Days Copy Share Image
