Because Quote by Ron Shock

If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been…

— Ron Shock

I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along.

— Ron Shock

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do.

— Ron Shock

I'm an orator, a raconteur.

— Ron Shock

I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories.

— Ron Shock

I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that.

— Ron Shock

It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way.…

— Ron Shock

Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time…

— Ron Shock

Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a…

— Ron Shock

I didn't get rich and famous, but I do what I love.

— Ron Shock

Each piece I tell stands on its own, and then it all ties together. It segues from story to story, and then I wrap…

— Ron Shock