Call Quote by Ron Shock

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

— David Cross

I'm a storyteller in a joke format. I tell stories, I try to have a lot of jokes constantly through that story. I never…

— Nate Bargatze

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots…

— Steven Moffat

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

— Eddie Griffin

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

— Peter David

What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a…

— Howard Dean

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the…

— John Mulaney

I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it in front…

— James Acaster

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then…

— Zach Galifianakis

I'm not much of a joke writer.

— Ben Falcone

It's hard to write a comedy sketch.

— Kate McKinnon