Comedy Quote by Ron Shock Download Open image “I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.” — Ron Shock ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Eight Em Hour Hour Hour Period I can Jokes Jokes Em Only Over Period Time
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
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I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller in a joke format. I tell stories, I try to have a lot of jokes constantly through that story. I never… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories. — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way.… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
