Down and Quote by Zach Galifianakis

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

— David Cross

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

— Kathleen Madigan

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to…

— Chris Rock

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

— Eddie Griffin

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place.

— Tim Key

I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.

— Adam DeVine

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

— Robin Thicke

People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes.…

— Nick Thune

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

I'm a storyteller in a joke format. I tell stories, I try to have a lot of jokes constantly through that story. I never…

— Nate Bargatze