Down and Quote by Zach Galifianakis

I could never sit down and write jokes.

— Louis C. K

I definitely script things out. I definitely write things down and try to write jokes. Often, they're terrible. I often write terrible, terrible jokes.

— Michael Ian Black

I try to write three jokes every morning, although I don't know what they are. I write them as fast as I can, then…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the same jokes in…

— Jack Whitehall

I try to write jokes but when I've written about four I run out. Writing my show is a very lonely place.

— Tim Key

I sit and I write automatically. I don't really try to write. My subconscious mind takes over and writes the songs for me. Songs…

— Brian Wilson

I try to write every day, preferably first thing in the morning. Of course, there are days when something happens to interfere with this…

— Sigrid Nunez

When I sit down to write, I don't think about writing about an idea or a given message. I just try to write a…

— Jhumpa Lahiri

I try to write a lot and my process is kind of back and forth. I procrastinate a lot so when I do sit…

— Courtney Barnett

I try to write about small insignificant things. I try to find out if it's possible to say anything about them. And I almost…

— Karl Ove Knausgard

When you sit and write a song, sit and write the best song you can write, just try and write it and be connected.

— Eric Roberson

I don't card out my screenplays ever. I just have an idea I just sit down and write I don't edit.

— Nia Vardalos