It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I do whatever comes my way. But I get burned out on stage. It's a lonely world. I think part of the… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I'm the most mellow person offstage. I think it's just, going onstage lets me get out some frustration that I'm too shy… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I think if you come out to California trying to be an actor, it's pretty hard. There's desperation. A lot of people… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted? — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence,… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven? — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
