Candy Quote by Zach Galifianakis Download Open image “I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.” — Zach Galifianakis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Candy Comedy Fat girl Fats Funny Girl Humor Thinking Unfortunate
If you are going to live in a house made of candy, don't move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
Who would have thought that the girl who was forced to go to the hospital because she's so skinny would one day be called… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act. -Harry Styles — One Direction Copy Share
It only takes a second to call a girl fat and she'll take a life time starving herself. — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
I was called the girl that was 'pretty for a big girl,' 'the fat model.' — Ashley Graham Copy Share Image
It only takes a second to call a girl fat and She'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself.. think before you act. — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
I don't go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn't feel fun to me. — Sarah Baker Copy Share Image
Bags full of candy are a scary reminder of the childhood obesity epidemic. — Richard Bacon Copy Share Image
I remember, the first few times I modelled, other girls laughed at my big behind. I felt like a fat pig, even though I… — Shenaz Treasury Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Most girls get flowers or candy. I get a declaration of martial law.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat… — Linda Bozzo Copy Share Image
Love is like a piece of candy. You can buy it anywhere but given by the right person is what makes it special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Two at a time, Vera ate her peanut M&Ms. Except for the red ones. These, she alleged, were made from the guts of dead… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people. I can be sold by the candy in life, and then it can be stripped away within a split… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
The truth is, one of the best things about being 15 years old is that things like candy are still exciting. Once you get… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
“Goddamn sneaking candy thief found my cache" Peabody pursed her lips "You had candy in the file cabilnet." she angled her head "Under M?"… — JD Robb Copy Share Image
Of all the jaw-droppingly beautiful women who've become genuine movie stars, none has had a longer film career (62 years), has been filmed in… — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
“I feel like cotton candy: sugar and air. Squeeze me and I’d turn into a small sickly damp wad of weeping pinky-red. “I” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
