Comedy Quote by Zach Galifianakis

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that…

— Zach Galifianakis

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

— Zach Galifianakis

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

— Zach Galifianakis

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

— Zach Galifianakis

I've always wanted to have a Greek sitcom called Olive Lucy.

— Zach Galifianakis

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.

— Zach Galifianakis

It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play…

— Zach Galifianakis

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

— Zach Galifianakis

People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

— Zach Galifianakis

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

— Zach Galifianakis

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just…

— Zach Galifianakis

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

— Zach Galifianakis