Ben Miller

Nobody wants to get divorced.

— Ben Miller

It's my theory that comedy is going to die out in the year 6000.

— Ben Miller

I'd like to see the argument made for greater worldwide federalism, not just the European Union.

— Ben Miller

Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is.…

— Ben Miller

I was on holiday in Ibiza, having a lovely time, writing a book and looking at the stars every night and generally…

— Ben Miller

I did play a romantic part once - Orsino in 'Twelfth Night.'

— Ben Miller

Every meal is so important and colours the rest of your day - my whole day can go into a spin if…

— Ben Miller

'Death In Paradise' is my dream job - a fascinating character, great scripts, superb cast, and shooting in the Caribbean with French…

— Ben Miller

I used to fantasise about being able to stay up all night; now I fantasise about how early I can go to…

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Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you.

— Ben Miller

I'm obsessed with coffee.

— Ben Miller

I took my son to an exhibition about inventing things, and he was so inspired he started collecting toilet rolls and empty…

— Ben Miller

It's great to do stuff that 'gets you out of the house' in a way - that gets you to meet other…

— Ben Miller

I'm a huge fan of French comedy. The French play comedy in a slightly different way than we do: they play it…

— Ben Miller

This is a shameful thing to say, but I've never really got that 'grown-up' mind-set. I have to buy forks? Why?

— Ben Miller

I'm very lucky, I had a very amicable separation and very amicable divorce, but it was still horrendous.

— Ben Miller

I enjoyed learning French, and I enjoyed speaking French.

— Ben Miller

I studied physics at university, and I'm still a sucker for an experiment or scientific theory.

— Ben Miller

Initially, the best thing about being in L.A. was the girls - they loved me. It was like being a pop star.

— Ben Miller

The one thing that makes me laugh about the phrase 'the worst week of my life' is that nobody actually uses that…

— Ben Miller

Ricky Gervais has jokes about people with disabilities, but do I think that's a healthy thing? Yes, I really do, because he's…

— Ben Miller

The first-ever job I had was in a play, 'Trench Kiss,' with Caroline Quentin and Arthur Smith.

— Ben Miller

I adored 'Drop the Dead Donkey.' That show defined Channel 4 at the time; it was so inventive and off the leash.

— Ben Miller

L.A.'s hippies are actually quite scary - more like Hell's Angels than the Haight-Ashbury hippies of San Francisco.

— Ben Miller

I think poshness is very funny! But I think it's also delightful. There's something wonderful and very innocent about it, particularly with…

— Ben Miller