Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is.… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
The one thing that makes me laugh about the phrase 'the worst week of my life' is that nobody actually uses that… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I'd probably be one of these terribly over-protective parents whose children become a neurotic wreck because they've never been exposed to real… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
For me, one of the things art has to examine is how to live your life, and unless it's doing that, it… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
My success at living a moral life is pretty terrible, but I still aspire to do it! I identify with the Johnny… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I've been going bald since I was about 17. I'm still hanging on to my hair for dear life, but I do… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I'm always a bit wary when people say in interviews, 'I'm at the happiest place of my life that I've ever been.'… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I did a very stupid diet where you have three food groups, and you never eat them together. It's so bloody tedious;… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Personally, I think people need to get over this 'being offended' thing. Being offended does not give you the right to silence… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I'm really spectacularly thick in all areas of my life except comedy and science. I'm crap at everything else. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I'd like to see the argument made for greater worldwide federalism, not just the European Union. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is. It's fine… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I was on holiday in Ibiza, having a lovely time, writing a book and looking at the stars every night and generally not having… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Every meal is so important and colours the rest of your day - my whole day can go into a spin if I make… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
'Death In Paradise' is my dream job - a fascinating character, great scripts, superb cast, and shooting in the Caribbean with French catering. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I used to fantasise about being able to stay up all night; now I fantasise about how early I can go to bed. Tragic… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I took my son to an exhibition about inventing things, and he was so inspired he started collecting toilet rolls and empty bottles for… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
