Crap Quote by Ben Miller

Nobody wants to get divorced.

— Ben Miller

It's my theory that comedy is going to die out in the year 6000.

— Ben Miller

I'd like to see the argument made for greater worldwide federalism, not just the European Union.

— Ben Miller

Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is. It's fine…

— Ben Miller

I was on holiday in Ibiza, having a lovely time, writing a book and looking at the stars every night and generally not having…

— Ben Miller

I did play a romantic part once - Orsino in 'Twelfth Night.'

— Ben Miller

Every meal is so important and colours the rest of your day - my whole day can go into a spin if I make…

— Ben Miller

'Death In Paradise' is my dream job - a fascinating character, great scripts, superb cast, and shooting in the Caribbean with French catering.

— Ben Miller

I used to fantasise about being able to stay up all night; now I fantasise about how early I can go to bed. Tragic…

— Ben Miller

Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you.

— Ben Miller

I'm obsessed with coffee.

— Ben Miller

I took my son to an exhibition about inventing things, and he was so inspired he started collecting toilet rolls and empty bottles for…

— Ben Miller