Crap Quote by Lewis Black

It strikes me that golf's great virtue is that it gets you out of the house, away from everyday bothers, away from the endless…

— Craig Brown

Beyond the fact that it is a limitless arena for the full play of human nature, there is no sure accounting for golf's fascination...…

— Herbert Wind

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

— Dustin Johnson

If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about golf is…

— Jack Nicklaus

Golf does strange things to other people, too. It makes liars out of honest men, cheats out of altruists, cowards out of brave men…

— Milt Gross

I play golf every day if I can, but it's not fun and games for me.

— Scarface

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

— Jay Mohr

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only…

— Dave Barry

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why…

— Ray Romano

Golf is so different than football, in many ways. I think that's why I enjoy it.

— Alex Smith

Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally.

— Sam Snead

One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year…

— Bobby Jones