Country Quotes by Lewis Black

12 Country quotes by Lewis Black

Black’s twelve quips bring a sharp, humorous angle to the notion of country, offering a quick laugh for those who appreciate his satirical style.

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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

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I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track.

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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.

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Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be…

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Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on…

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I have never thought of my entertainment as being able to bring about social change. I am seriously always looking for the…

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Americans continue to rapidly homogenize ourselves into a neutered oblivion. For a country founded on the protection of the unique, we relish…

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Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents -- doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And…

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I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people…

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I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going…

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I believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you…

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In Vegas, you have an audience you can't find anywhere else. It's from all over the country. You play Seattle, everyone's from…

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“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.”

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These ballot initiatives against same sex marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so…

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If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke.…

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I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug…

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I knew that I'd lived in New York too long when, a few years ago, I was on a subway going downtown, and it…

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If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow…

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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

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I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't…

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All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.

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Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

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“At seven p.m., hope is sparked again when some new chirpy airline employee announces that a new plane without that nasty mechanical problem -…

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