Democrats Quotes by Lewis Black

11 Democrats quotes by Lewis Black

These eleven lines from Lewis Black provide a rapid-fire look at his comedic take on Democrats. The collection captures his sharp humor and critical edge.

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Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.

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The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.

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Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

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A republican stands up in congress and says I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat says AND I CAN MAKE…

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Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

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The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.

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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

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I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people…

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Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on…

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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you…

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The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system,…

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“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.”

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These ballot initiatives against same sex marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so…

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If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke.…

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I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug…

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I knew that I'd lived in New York too long when, a few years ago, I was on a subway going downtown, and it…

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If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow…

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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

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I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't…

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