Trump Quotes by Lewis Black

Political audiences are not fun.

— Lewis Black

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

— Lewis Black

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

— Lewis Black

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to…

— Lewis Black

The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

— Lewis Black

“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.”

— Lewis Black

The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.

— Lewis Black

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

— Lewis Black

A republican stands up in congress and says I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat says AND I CAN MAKE…

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I think you have to [vote] and the reason you have to go vote is an important one, and that is because…

— Lewis Black

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you…

— Lewis Black

A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and…

— Lewis Black

Democrats should be focused on which way we can help the most people in this country, and Republicans should be focused on…

— Lewis Black

I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people…

— Lewis Black

We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a…

— Lewis Black

The thing is, whenever I see Hillary Clinton, I feel like I have to vote for her. She makes me feel guilty…

— Lewis Black

The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system,…

— Lewis Black

None of this seems to affect the leadership, that people don't go out to vote, that they don't feel the need to…

— Lewis Black

I never thought that Bill Clinton should be the president. When he was running to be the president of the United States,…

— Lewis Black

Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents -- doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And…

— Lewis Black

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

— Lewis Black

Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that.

— Lewis Black

The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.

— Lewis Black

What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.

— Lewis Black

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

— Lewis Black