Believe Quotes by Lewis Black

10 Believe quotes by Lewis Black

Humor can cut through the seriousness of faith, and Lewis Black’s ten short jokes do just that. Expect a sharp, comedic lens on belief that both amuses and provokes thought.

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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this…

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Whenever someone says they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I grab a fossil and say, Fossil. And if they…

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There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what…

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If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and…

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I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie…

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I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to…

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This is the thing I've never understood: If someone is going to hell for being gay or being a Jew or a…

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I believe that every paper in the country should have one headline that when you read it, you laugh so hard you…

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I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are…

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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it…

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I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of…

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“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.”

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These ballot initiatives against same sex marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so…

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If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?'

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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke.…

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I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug…

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I knew that I'd lived in New York too long when, a few years ago, I was on a subway going downtown, and it…

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If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow…

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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

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I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't…

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All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.

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Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York.

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“At seven p.m., hope is sparked again when some new chirpy airline employee announces that a new plane without that nasty mechanical problem -…

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