I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
There's no reason to tweet when you are in the midst of a great moment; they are few and far between. So… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I have this insane optimistic streak that the American people prevail over the stupidity that the leadership exhibits time and time again,… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I've seen the end of the universe, and it happens to be in the United States and, oddly enough, it's in Houston,… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I have no religion because I was born and raised Jewish. And on the first night of Hanukkah, my parents, when I… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing cold and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think you have to [vote] and the reason you have to go vote is an important one, and that is because… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think inevitably over the course of my lifetime there's been an underestimation of the American people, and I believe they are… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything's going to be great. I'm really kind of optimistic, and I… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
There is no better moment than this moment, when we're anticipating the actual moment itself. All of the moments that lead up… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
When you're fund-raising for schools, then something's wrong. We seem to have lost some sort of sense of what the common good… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“I don't know if you've noticed, but our two-party system is a bowl of shit looking at itself in the mirror.” — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
These ballot initiatives against same sex marriage remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?' — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke.… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find a drug… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I knew that I'd lived in New York too long when, a few years ago, I was on a subway going downtown, and it… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going do! Don't… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
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