Bears Quote by Lewis Black
“Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college." Now, I'm gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. "If it weren't for my horse..." as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go — "I wouldn't have spent that year in college," which is a degree-granting institution. Don't think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!”
About This Quote
Source Stand‑up Comedy: "The White Album Tour", 2015
He humorously links a horse to college attendance, warning against overthinking that could cause absurd consequences.
In simple terms: Don’t overthink trivial connections.
Avoid paralysis by analysis.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- college decisions
- career planning
- daily stress
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- When does analysis become harmful?
- How can humor relieve decision stress?
The joke may downplay genuine anxiety about life choices.