If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got one entire song from fortune cookies (Land of Sunshine). On another one, I took words from different Frank Sinatra songs… — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
People think of fortune cookies as being Chinese, but in essence, they are fundamentally American. — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better. — Yao Ming Copy Share Image
God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. — Sinclair B. Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Patience, young grasshopper,” he teased. “Good things come to those who wait.” “How very wise of you,” I teased back. Russ shrugged.… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
“God didn’t give Moses ten fortune cookies in a to-go box. God didn’t lead the Israelites through the wilderness with a neon… — Geoffrey Wood Copy Share Image
“...but I could see how hard it would be for him to imagine the rest of his life, and where it would… — Laura Kasischke Copy Share Image
You're not very good at being contemplative," Milo said. "You always sound like some bad caricature of a philosopher, like those fortune… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
“The supernatural, and all it represents, is profoundly abnormal, and therefore unreal. Few would argue with these conclusions. Fine. Now the highest… — Thomas Ligotti Copy Share Image
“If someone seems to have changed from one session to another, make sure you haven’t changed instead.” A warning from his mother,… — Jeff VanderMeer Copy Share Image
“I’m starting to sound like that halfwit Demeter. If I start spouting half-formed proverbs, feel free to send me back from whence… — Bella Forrest Copy Share Image
I want us to cool down for a while before we end up on horses' said Scully. 'What?' Hank asked. 'A definition… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
So, fortune cookies: invented by the Japanese, popularized by the Chinese, but ultimately consumed by Americans. They are more American than anything… — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
“If there is something intangible about mental illness generally, depression is all the harder to define because it tends to creep in… — Daphne Merkine Copy Share Image
“She remembers her name. She remembers the name of the president. She remembers the name of the president’s dog. She remembers what… — Julie Otsuka Copy Share Image
