Funny fortune cookie Quote by Anonymous

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

— Jack Handey

I'm the luckiest guy in the world in terms of what I do for a living. No one can tell me to do things…

— Warren Buffett

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.

— Veronica Roth

I know a lot of successful people and none of them are stupid.

— Rob Paulsen

Reserve some hours daily to examine yourself and fortune; for if you embark yourself in perpetual conversation or recreation, you will certainly shipwreck your…

— Anne of Austria

You always need a bit of fortune in life.

— Graham Potter

Being stupid doesn't really mean you're stupid, sometimes it's the key to live your life in a smart way.

— Riza Tumulak

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

— Faina Ranevskaya

I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.

— Xavier Niel

I'm a fortune teller, but I don't like to know my future.

— Walter Mercado

A lottery is a tax on stupidity.

— Ambrose Bierce

No fortune is so good but that you may find something to grumble about.

— Publilius Syrus