Funny fortune cookie Quotes

If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career.

— Anonymous

Those pants make your ass look big.

— Anonymous

A tub and a rub will change your day.

— Anonymous

You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

— Anonymous

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

— Anonymous

Back door guests are best.

— Anonymous

Sorry, your fortune is in another cookie.

— Anonymous

You'll find no life lessons in a cookie.

— Anonymous

Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

— Anonymous

Its about time I got out of that cookie.

— Anonymous

The next time someone asks you if you are a god, you say 'yes'

— Anonymous

Typed like any other fortune cookie:

— Anonymous

You will meet a cookie-maker tonight who forgets to wash his hands.

— Anonymous

You will find a place to hide your sausage.

— Anonymous

Tomorrow is today, just a day later.

— Anonymous

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

— Anonymous

You are unique. Just like everybody else.

— Paperjam

Sometimes you're on top, sometimes she is.

— Anonymous

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

— Anonymous

You will soon eat a cookie.

— Anonymous

Your favorite band sucks.

— Anonymous