Funny fortune cookie Quote by Anonymous

Sausage is a great deal like life. You get out of it about what you put into it.

— Jimmy Dean

I'm a connoisseur of sausage.

— Scatman Crothers

I am always jumping into the sausage grinder and deciding, even before I’m half ground, that I don’t want to be a sausage after…

— Jessamyn West

Sausages are just funny. I don't know why. I can't explain it.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.

— Maureen Johnson

Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that…

— Aristophanes

I have yet to meet a carnivore who doesn't love a sausage roll.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

We are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.

— Otto von Bismarck

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

— Boris Johnson

Think of the man who first tried German sausage.

— Jerome K. Jerome

In sausage, fat is a source of both delightfully porky flavor and a springy texture. Without enough fat, sausage will be dry and tasteless.

— Samin Nosrat

“A Short Ode To Sausage "Sad to say, there are people who regard lovers of sausages as relics from a kind of nutritional Dark…

— Daniel Klawitter