““A Short Ode To Sausage "Sad to say, there are people who regard lovers of sausages as relics from a kind of nutritional Dark Ages"…---Charles Simic, poet. Theologically, I’d say I was predestined to eat animals carefully stuffed inside their own intestines. I’m the first to eat knockwurst, and the last in a cholesterol tsunami to relinquish my salami to the authorities. Whether beef, lamb or pork-- it will end up on my fork. (I’m clear about my priorities.) And for those who go into hysterics proclaiming sausages barbaric, I want you to understand: That though you might be leaner you can only have my wiener if you pry it from my cold dead hands.””
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![“[If you hear a] story about how eating sausage leads to anal cancer, you will be skeptical, because it has never happened to anyone you know, and sausage, after all, is delicious.” quote by David McRaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/243/david-mcraney-10077_cancer_if-you-hear-a-story-about-how-eating-sau_1733495.jpg)
![“[S]he hardly deserved to be labeled a witch.' 'I find it hard to believe anyone could take such a thing seriously. This isn't the Dark Ages.' 'All ages are dark, Hayden,' Grey said gently.” quote by Connie Brockway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/7f2/connie-brockway-8905_dark-ages_s-he-hardly-deserved-to-be-labeled-a-wit_47324.jpg)
