Funny fortune cookie Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “The next time someone asks you if you are a god, you say 'yes'” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny fortune cookie God Next time Time
“You know there's no God, right? You already figured out that it's just a bunch of crap someone made up to keep you from… — Sister Mary Eunice McKee (American Horror Story Copy Share Image
“your default response is the word of God. As soon as you are hit with a negative emotion, instead of giving in to it,… — Lynn R. Davis Copy Share Image
“What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flattered that you’d think I am God.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
