Asks Quotes by Zach Braff

13 Asks quotes by Zach Braff

Braff treats asking like a scene from a sitcom, mixing humor with genuine curiosity. In 13 short quotes, his voice feels both relaxed and surprisingly insightful, perfect for a quick laugh and a thought.

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I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I…

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People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that…

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I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to…

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Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just…

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People often ask me when there's going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It's a confusing question sometimes because many people don't…

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You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can…

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I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

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Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's…

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I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a…

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People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in…

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Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an…

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When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so…

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I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not…

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