They put all this money into these huge films and then no one goes to see them. That sort of shows they're… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know?… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The biggest problem I had with starring in Scrubs were the black doctors. I just had to keep telling myself this show… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't even like the show that much, I mean, it's about doctors. It's not like doctors are as important as actors… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
