I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I know I probably should be sad about my mother's cancer... but she still hasn't seen The Last Kiss, you know? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm a busy guy; I just get a lot of people that sound like me to go out and visit them. They… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Some people just don't want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I'm famous. Anyone… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I think there should be a Zach Braff Day. We could have it on December 25th and then people can… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I've had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can't seem to look at myself without having to buff the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there's just no excuse. They'd be much… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I could see why someone would want to make a website about me, and my quotes. They are all gold. How many… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It's false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
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