It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Lots of people were giving me flak when I made the deal to do the very last season of Scrubs for $350,000… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I think about the holidays, I think about the Salvation Army guys ringing bells in front of stores. They're always so… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think we have to acknowledge that people are different and succeed at different things, first of all. Men are better than… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm really not one to brag, but I think my job is one of the most important things someone can do with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
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