States Quotes by Zach Braff

16 States quotes by Zach Braff

Braff’s musings on states feel like a conversation with a friend—wry, observant, and tinged with humor. Sixteen snippets give a light‑hearted yet thoughtful glimpse into his view of civic life.

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I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State

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Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.

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Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.

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People compared Garden State to the Graduate, but when was the last time you saw Dustin Hoffman doing what I do?

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Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.

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Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an…

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When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on…

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It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss,…

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People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in…

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I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it…

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If we're going to solve the problems in North Korea, the first thing we're going to have to do is start helping…

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People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in…

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I think they're bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of…

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If you're dumb enough to volunteer for the army, I don't see why we're supposed to feel so bad when you get…

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I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight…

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If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't…

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