The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I had no interest in sports so I didn't make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm putting myself out there in a way I don't know if I ever have before. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I figure it this way - if a woman claims she didn't want me to fudge her, then you already know she's… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I think I felt compelled in a way because if I hadn't written the part, I never would have been offered the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
