Barbershop Quotes

When I want to work on my material, I go to Benihana or the barbershop.

— Tracy Morgan

You can talk about pretty much anything in the barbershop.

— Collin Sexton

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

— Rowan Atkinson

When I was at school I was always in choirs and started my own barbershop quartet when I was eight.

— Rebecca Front

There are no more barbershop quartets wearing boaters, even though I still like them. Life goes on.

— Tina Weymouth

Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.

— Karl Kraus

I think of fans like a barbershop. I want that debate.

— Pitbull

No matter what barbershop you go to, there's always that guy who's just hanging around and doesn't do much, but knows everything…

— Deon Cole

There is no bad day that cant be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet. This is just truth, plain and simple.

— Aldous Huxley

Whether you have a barbershop or you're a local restaurant owner, there's lots of tech for you to understand your business.

— Jack Conte

Never get involved with a business that you can't really be hands-on - that if your employees quit, you can't run yourself.…

— Fat Joe

I worked in a barbershop. I used to make the waves in the brother's hair, you know? Like, Nat King Cole, Sugar…

— George Clinton

I had been a huge fan of the Barbershop films and was really excited they're finally doing the female version.

— Mena Suvari

Only at my barbershop will you see a guy selling bootleg DVDs & handbags while a Katy Perry song plays in the background.

— Tahj Mowry

“A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes. A Croat…

— Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov

A man goes to a barbershop and asks, How many ahead of me? Five. The man leaves. He comes back the next…

— Henny Youngman

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't talk straight in a barbershop, then where…

— Cedric The Entertainer

Hair in the black community is such a big thing culturally. The barbershop is a place for black men to socialise, catch…

— Ncuti Gatwa

I was at the Apollo Theater all the time, skipping school, and I worked in a barbershop. That's how I started with…

— George Clinton

For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and…

— Vinny Guadagnino

I tend to go with things people need. Obviously with the barbershop, people will need haircuts regardless of the economy. In a…

— Kamerion Wimbley

Bernie Sanders has done a great job of, social media black kids know about him. Young black people progressives know about him.…

— Killer Mike

It's unsettling, to lose the safety of the familiar, even when what's disrupted is an ordinary routine. When I began this poem,…

— Mark Doty

Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get…

— Chris Rock

I think, at the L.A. County Museum of Art, I saw my first example of Kerry James Marshall, who had a very…

— Kehinde Wiley

My family was very encouraging, and both of my grandparents were both beautiful singers. My grandmother was a coloratura soprano, and my…

— Clare Bowen

The dream is not a map. A poem is not the territory. The dreamer reclines in a barbershop carpeted with Afro turf.…

— Harryette Mullen

I like all paintings. I always look at the paintings, good or bad, in barbershops, furniture stores, provincial hotels. I'm like a…

— Pablo Picasso

He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he’d walk into a barbershop and ask for a…

— Hunter S. Thompson

In the barbershop, there's democracy. You're a professor; you're an engineer; you're a garbage man, have at it. You got something to…

— Michael Eric Dyson

Black movies don't have real names, they have names like Barbershop. That's not a name, that's just a location.

— Chris Rock

There's things people say in the barbershop they won't even say in their own living room, because it's just one of those…

— Ice Cube

Every barbershop has a guy who wrecks shop every time he comes in. He has the whole barbershop laughing. That doesn't mean…

— Charlie Murphy