“Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean” — Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov 1935 Copy Share Image
“This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America” — Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov 1935 Copy Share Image
“A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes. A Croat… — Ilya Ilf, Yevgeni Petrov 1935 Copy Share Image
