Tractor Quotes

My father worked on the assembly line in a tractor factory for 32 years.

— Jesse Marsch

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor.

— Jon Tester

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals.

— Sheri L. Dew

Farming isnt a job, its a way of life. You work hard, you play harder

— Laura Claxton

It's no good kicking progress In the teeth - there's nothing wrong with a tractor.

— Murray Head

“He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.”

— Alexander Fontana

The only traffic I had to deal with in Alabama was a tractor.

— Devlin Hodges

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!

— Anonymous

Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.

— Hugh Laurie

I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse,…

— Will Rogers

I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay.…

— Les Claypool

“Why save the planet in a politically correct hybrid if you can rule the road in a Chelsea tractor?”

— Aga Lesiewicz

I had no idea 'Big Green Tractor' was going to be as big a hit as it was. You just can't predict…

— Jason Aldean

It's good way to relax when I come home from the road. When you're out there on the tractor there's nobody to…

— Sterling Marlin

When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?

— George Erik Rupp

I own a ranch in Texas, so there's always something to do as far as work goes, whether it's tractor stuff or…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

Cold weather probably played a bigger role in bringing back the hat, but sadly, the hat common to New Jersey guidos, South…

— Roger Stone

Why does a three-year-old, and it's usually boys, want to drive the tractor or have machinery and be in control of it?…

— Michael Fassbender

I don't know how the other senators see me. I hope they see me as a farmer. That's really what I am.…

— Jon Tester

If we were to go back in time 100 years and ask a farmer what he'd like if he could have anything,…

— Philip Quigley

I had to jump on the tractor and do my chores. I would have just killed to be in town, to be…

— Garrett Hedlund

I remember driving the tractor on our farm, and Tim McGraw would be on the radio. I'd find myself walking out of…

— Garrett Hedlund

“The tractor must always be used as an aid to nature, not as a driver of nature. The tractor must work in…

— Marina Lewycka

“There's immeasurable glory in riding a tractor. You start by taking a lap around the fields, smelling the aroma, admiring the colors,…

— Michael Paterniti

That's life. We all go through the tractor blades now and then. We all get bruised, and we all get cut. Sometimes…

— Vicki Myron

“The man who is more than his chemistry, walking on the earth, turning his plow point for a stone, dropping his handles…

— John Steinbeck

“That man who is more than his chemistry, walking on the earth, turning his plow point for a stone, dropping his handles…

— John Steinbeck

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

— Steven Wright

Agricultural courses.. Work hard, fuck harder

— Laura Claxton

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field.

— Jim Hunt

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor.

— Chuck Grassley

“likening you, young and naked, to a tractor.”

— Bergsveinn Birgisson

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. Wheres my tractor

— She's_gone

I must have been really pissed when I drove home last night. We don't own a tractor.

— Green Monk

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Its the sort of thing in your blood. You don't think about the long hours or the money, you do it because…

— Anonymous

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again.

— Britt Ekland

I just feel like Tractor Supply has just really played a very important part in my life from a young age.

— Lainey Wilson

I don’t know of a better argument in favor of farming with horses than trying to start an old tractor in the…

— Gene Logsdon

It's us fun being a horse when the tractor comes along, or the blacksmith when the car comes along.

— Warren Buffett