Quote by Jeff Foxworthy Download Open image “That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.” — Jeff Foxworthy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I'm very old fashioned. I'm from an era where your phone is in the house so if you are pottering in the garden then… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I love a cool cellphone as much as the next guy, but, god, I hate when it rings. — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
when the phone rings I too would like to hear words that might ease some of this. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
You have to love the doing of what you're doing and not wait for the phone to ring. — Robert Stack Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it? — Kiefer Sutherland Copy Share Image
The only thing nicer than a phone that didn't ring all the time (or indeed at all) was six phones that didn't ring all… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I know what it's like when the phone doesn't ring. It's the loneliest feeling in the world. — Ioan Gruffudd Copy Share Image
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There will come a day when the phone doesn't ring as much as it used to. — Aidan Quinn Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image