You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open.… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO.… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I was talking to Alan Jackson. He had his second Greatest Hits album. He said, You don't ever get into this really… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We sing about God because we believe in Him. We are not trying to offend anybody, but the evidence that we have seen of… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I've gotten to the point I won't even watch the 11 o'clock news. You just walk away from it thinking how bad everything is. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
