Beef Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out tomatoes instead…

— Anonymous

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...your family tree doesn't fork.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

There's a lot of rednecks in the country where I grew up.

— Dolly Parton

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

— Jeff Foxworthy