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Corn on the cob Quote by Anonymous

“You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out tomatoes instead of throwing candy to the kids.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out tomatoes instead of throwing candy to the kids.”

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