“The bus I am riding on must be on its way to a garbage convention. Never before has a more rancid assemblage… — Emily Austin Funny Copy Share Image
“I have to share a room. I am expected to sleep mere meters from a woman whose mental ailment is unknown to… — Emily Austin Cannibals Copy Share Image
“I asked a nurse for dental floss and was told that I am not allowed dental floss. Apparently dental floss can be… — Emily Austin Corn Copy Share Image
“Her teeth and lips are tinted purple from the Kool-Aid. Mine are probably purple too, but I can’t see them. You can’t… — Emily Austin Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Ivy’s taken me to her parent’s house... I was originally lured into her car with the promise of a burrito. Ivy did… — Emily Austin Burritos Copy Share Image
“As it turns out, my acceptance of the heroin addict’s invitation to party may have been a case of poor judgement.” — emily austin Drugs Copy Share Image
“I’d rather be me now, than me any age prior. But there is this heaviness to aging. Who I am was built… — Emily Austin Aging Copy Share Image
