You know how to get a redneck to the dinner table?… No?... All you need to yell is Guys they got beer!!! — Michael Country Copy Share Image
My daddy always said, 'Life is like a ten-dollar hooker -- you never know what you're gonna' get. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when your pickup breaks down and you fix it. On the front lawn. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
You call me a Southern Girl like its a bad thing but I know its a Good Thing! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
