Redneck girl Quote by Anonymous

Put ya ham on him son......put ham on him.

— Big Black

I've got a lot of ham in me.

— Lionel Barrymore

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

— Roy Blount, Jr

An old ham like me needs to be on stage.

— Bobby Riggs

I am a ham, I like to joke around.

— Weyes Blood

The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago,…

— George Bernard Shaw

“The ham tastes like an old handbag.”

— Marie Darrieussecq

In the time of battle the hammocs, together with their bedding, are all firmly corded, and fixed in the nettings on the quarter-deck, or…

— William Falconer

A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts.

— George Jean Nathan

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

— Bill Bailey

Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams.

— Mary Martin

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

— Jim Carrey