Cooking Quote by Roy Blount, Jr

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

— Jim Carrey

I've got a lot of ham in me.

— Lionel Barrymore

“Apparently it was cheap pig lard that had inspired the term ham, meaning a poor-quality performer.”

— Juliette Fay

Not only is ham delicious but you can go it.

— Jenna Marbles

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid…

— Ogden Nash

Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams.

— Mary Martin

There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.

— Sam Donaldson

I was always a total ham, but my dad really taught me that.

— Paula Pell

The difference in a pig and a hog is lean in his meat.

— Mrthrill

Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama…

— Noel Coward

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

— Frank Zappa

A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts.

— George Jean Nathan